Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are getting hitched

It’s 2010. Justin Bieber has just released ‘Baby’. Boys everywhere are repping the JB fringe, and girls are dreaming of the day they will be JB’S wife. Life is good.

Now, in 2018, we’ll listen to ‘Baby’ and cry, because we’ll never be his; JB found love in the form of Hailey Baldwin. And they’re getting hitched.

After speculation surrounding their relationship, JB broke the silence and announced via an Instagram post that he and Hailey are now engaged.

He opens the caption with ‘Was gonna wait a while to say anything but word travels so fast, listen plain and simple Hailey I am soooo in love with everything about you!’.

Imagine having Alec Baldwin, the bloke from ‘The Cat in the Hat’ and the voice of ‘Boss Baby’, as your uncle-in-law, and your father-in-law being Barney Rubble from ‘The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas’. I wouldn’t know how to feel, to be honest.

The photos he posted are black and white candids of the couple cuddled up together, looking genuinely happy and in love, as reflected when Bieber vows that his ‘heart is COMPLETELY and FULLY YOURS and I will ALWAYS put you first!’

‘I promise to lead our family with honor and integrity, letting Jesus through his Holy Spirit guide us in everything we do and every decision we make… God’s timing is literally perfect, we got engaged on the seventh day of the seventh month, the number seven is the number of spiritual perfection, it’s true GOOGLE IT!’ Okay JB, we believe you.

Paparazzi photos have emerged of the pop star, who still appears to have a tattoo of ex Selena Gomez on his left hand, a few inches away from his ring finger… just a little bit awkward. Meanwhile, Selena is apparently unbothered, and fans celebrated the occasion with the ‘#SelenaIsFreeParty’ trend on Twitter.

Smiles all around, it would seem, then; the biggest coming from Bieber. ‘You are the love of my life Hailey Baldwin and I wouldn’t want to spend it with anybody else’.

I’m not crying, you are.