Best Ways To Get Out Of A Bad Date
Single life is hard. We’ve all been there and more than just a few of us are still single way into our 30’s.
Being a fan of Fat Poppadaddys, we’re going to assume that you’re not too fussy so landing that first date should be too difficult. However, what runs parallel to that is your fancy ass date turns out to be a hippo-crocker-pig with bad breath, proving that too many free JBombs does lower your inhibitions.
As always, The Fat Poppadaddy is here to help. These top tips on how to get out of a bad date apply to almost anyone. Use this knowledge wisely, remember, they might have no personality, but they could also be rich.
1) Suggest a flirty game of hide and seek.
Then hide from them for the rest of your life.
2) Excuse yourself to go to the loo.
When your date asks “where did you go?” Just say “urgh, the queue was soooooo long”.
3) Have an allergic reaction.
Use that peanut allergy or lactose intolerance to your advantage.
4) Spill water on yourself and act incontinent.
Or if you’re feeling really ballsy, actually do it. Be sure to put them off for life.
5) Go Parachuting.
Just maneuver yourself to land in a different city and act like it was some weird accident.
6) Book an Uber and close the door behind them.
Insist your date gets in the Uber first, close the door behind them and send them to a place far, far away.
7) Roll up into a ball and roll away.
This works well in a crowded place. When your date isn’t looking, roll yourself up and rolly-polly the fuck outta there.
8) Just be honest.